More on Sidewalks; We’re Past Horsemanure.

Sidewalks were first elaborated when dirt roads and horses reigned transportation. Women hated the dust, mud and semidigested oats from streets and so insisted that these be paved and swept daily. In commercial areas the merchants provided walkways for pedestrians to keep the two modes of transportation separate. Walkers could keep their shoes clean.
Later as cars took over the streets, most families did not have a second car but did have an icebox and so women walked to the grocery and kids to the local small school. Sidewalks made sense.
A very few folks still walk; dog walkers, The few using public transit, an oddball like myself who walks to clear his head. I’m alone when I walk from our condo, cross 28th street, and hit my usual haunts, all the while thinking. Occasionally when there is light snow, I emerge from my fog enough to notice that I’m usually the first person to walk on many sidewalks. I should take pictures next winter just to document this failure of government.
After my last blog on grass growing on unused sidewalks, it occurred to me to do a documentary now. We on the commission spent (?) $700,000 in the last few years to line 28th street with sidewalks; “It would allow walkers to patronize those businesses!” I voted in favor because it was “free” money from the Feds or someone.

I biked over and photographed a few segments….
I have included one picture because it is all I can load, but another shows a grape vine all but crossing the sidewalk on a segment opposite Roaring Twenties strip mall. Long grass is growing in cracks and over the edges in one year old sidewalks in front of Fruitland and Lazy Boy. Everywhere some grass grows despite a hot, dry summer.

They say that grass won’t grow on a busy street, but in Kentwood, our ideologically justified sidewalks carry legions of imaginary customers to shop along 28th Street. Images don’t need to step on the cracks, y’know.

Next, our planners will grind up the road and have fantasy horses trotting up and down our street producing fertilizer to encourage very real weed growth and mud just to infuriate the cleaning crews in the grateful stores.

Watch for it.

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